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The Club Monaco Printed Corduroy Camo Trousers are ILL
These pants aren’t for followers B.  These pants for real real dudes.  Hardbody dudes.  Dudes that aren’t afraid to lay the murder game down on their appearance.  Dudes that aren’t afraid to approach a fine lady and let her know that she is a fine lady.  Dudes with cojones of steel.
These pants are for dudes that are a soldier in the streets and a boss in the sheets. Oh you didn’t know?  Yeah son, that’s what ladies want, that’s what ALL ladies want. And if they say they don’t then they are lying to themselves, WORD UP.  And that’s the type of cat it takes to rock this ILL garment.  A brotha that gets his.  Gets his in the streets, and gets his in the sheets on some C.E.O. boardroom status B.
Rocking crispy camo isn’t anything new.  Well maybe it’s new to high fashion, but it’s nothing new to the real real dudes who have been rockingcrispy camo’s on some Brooklyn aka Bucktown aka Buck Em Down ‘94 steez. 
But now real real dudes that are on their grown man steez can’t rock some baggy army surplus store camos in the streets.  That doesn’t get you boardroom status in the sheets either.
You rock a grown man looking sexy pair of camo pants like the Club Monaco Printed Camo Corduroy Camo Trousers.  These pants exude confidence B. Ladies like confidence B.  And you want to posses what ladies like.  Possesing qualities that ladies like gets you more ladies, yeeeahhh son!  So rocking these with a button up and a tie and watch the brothas salute you in the streets, and the honies salute you in the sheets.

The Club Monaco Printed Corduroy Camo Trousers are ILL

These pants aren’t for followers B.  These pants for real real dudes.  Hardbody dudes.  Dudes that aren’t afraid to lay the murder game down on their appearance.  Dudes that aren’t afraid to approach a fine lady and let her know that she is a fine lady.  Dudes with cojones of steel.

These pants are for dudes that are a soldier in the streets and a boss in the sheets. Oh you didn’t know?  Yeah son, that’s what ladies want, that’s what ALL ladies want. And if they say they don’t then they are lying to themselves, WORD UP.  And that’s the type of cat it takes to rock this ILL garment.  A brotha that gets his.  Gets his in the streets, and gets his in the sheets on some C.E.O. boardroom status B.

Rocking crispy camo isn’t anything new.  Well maybe it’s new to high fashion, but it’s nothing new to the real real dudes who have been rockingcrispy camo’s on some Brooklyn aka Bucktown aka Buck Em Down ‘94 steez

But now real real dudes that are on their grown man steez can’t rock some baggy army surplus store camos in the streets.  That doesn’t get you boardroom status in the sheets either.

You rock a grown man looking sexy pair of camo pants like the Club Monaco Printed Camo Corduroy Camo Trousers.  These pants exude confidence B. Ladies like confidence B.  And you want to posses what ladies like.  Possesing qualities that ladies like gets you more ladies, yeeeahhh son!  So rocking these with a button up and a tie and watch the brothas salute you in the streets, and the honies salute you in the sheets.

Burlington Coat Factory is ILL

Real Talk if y’all pay attention to the science I’m dropping out here there is no reason you can’t look fresh, dressed, and ready to impress.

Check it out y’all

J.Crew Ludlow suit jacket and pants in Prince of Wales Check Italian Wool

$650.00

Banana Republic BR Monogram suit jacket and pants in Prince of Wales Check Italian Wool

$748.00

Ralph Lauren suit jacket and pants in Prince of Wales Check Italian Wool I personally bought at Burlington Coat Factory

$150.00 son!!!!!

$140.00 tailored at Laura & Melinda in THE LOWER!

= $290.00

I’m out here in the streets hustling, doing work, so y’all can ball on a budget and book fine honies!

I’m no Rakim, but I am a leader and you should be following my ass!

The Alexander Olch Store on Delancey St in THE LOWER is ILL

Racial Equality is ILL

We are moving forward in the 2012 B. Stay crispy my ninja.

Barack Obama is ILL

Want to know how I feel about Barack Obama winning reelection my ninja?  Peep the picture above.

Like my man from D.C., Oddisee, says “Forward Never Rewind!”

Lower Manhattan Surviving Hurricane Sandy is ILL

The lights might be out downtown in Manhattan but the grind never stops in New York City.  And a hurricane can’t stop, won’t stop us.  We are survivors!

Joshua Kissi’s style is ILL

This brotha is one half of the duo that runs the DOPE menswear blog Street Etiquette.  I highly respect these brothas’ swag and peep their website regularly.  MrPorter.com, a site I’m strictly a 50 Cent window shopper on because like New York City rents their prices are too dam high for my tax bracket, did an ill feature on J. Kizzle.   Peep it and enhance your steez.  Stay crispy B.

The Homeboy Sandman record and video “Watchu Want From Me” is ILL

New York’s Homeboy Sandman is an incredibly talented and DOPE M.C..  DMV’s own Oddisee is an equally talented and dope Hip Hop music producer, and putting these two brothas together creates ILL HIGH QUALITY Hip Hop Music.  This record has me 2 stepping every time I hear it my ninja.  And the video is an equally ILL HIGH QUALITY visual, showcasing Homeboy Sandman’s charisma and some of the best of what real New Yorkers experience.

1. Having your girl talk your dam ear off in the park.  I hear you boo, but I’m not listening.

2. Copping some chicken and rice from one of the many street food vendors. Shout out to my man Raj on Delancey St, what up son!

3. Greek food from the Souvlaki Grill on Stanton St. L.E.S. what up!

Souvlaki Grill Food Truck

4.  A crispy haircut and fitted from Frank’s Chop Shop on Essex st in the Lower East Side, L.E.S. what up!

Frank's Chop Shop Fitted

Homeboy Sandman, Oddisee, and New York City is the ILLEST!

The Club Monaco Sample Sale is ILL
This Tuesday it’s going down in New York City my ninja!  Straight racks on racks on racks of Club Monaco gear at deep discounts.  Word on the streets is prices are going from $1 to $65.  So many dam racks I need an extra long remix on the track.


I’ll be there moving racks like weight B.  After this sale I’ll be out in the streets looking real crispy watching ninjas hate me, fall back!  But it’s all good cause
I got Campaigne going so strong. Get brain while Im talking on da phone. Spend money when ya money’s gone. Real street ninja aint no clone. We at da top where we belong. Straight lean, Rose’, Patron. Smoking on 1000 worth of strong when da club bout to hear dis Sooonngg. 

Doors Open at 11am
Clothingline261 W 36th StreetNew York, NY 10018

The Club Monaco Sample Sale is ILL

This Tuesday it’s going down in New York City my ninja!  Straight racks on racks on racks of Club Monaco gear at deep discounts.  Word on the streets is prices are going from $1 to $65.  So many dam racks I need an extra long remix on the track.

Clothing Racks

I’ll be there moving racks like weight B.  After this sale I’ll be out in the streets looking real crispy watching ninjas hate me, fall back!  But it’s all good cause

I got Campaigne going so strong. Get brain while Im talking on da phone. Spend money when ya money’s gone. Real street ninja aint no clone. We at da top where we belong. Straight lean, Rose’, Patron. Smoking on 1000 worth of strong when da club bout to hear dis Sooonngg.