Wearing white jeans the day AFTER Labor Day is ILL
I’ve heard a rule of fashion is we are not to wear white after Labor Day. And to that I say my ninja “DAM THEM RULES.” I make my own rules, and I watch as the haters follow. Because haters are gonna hate, and rule makers are gonna get C.R.E.A.M. And I’m going to get C.R.E.A.M in my ILL white jeans like Master P. Just call me Mr. Ice Cream Man B.!
White is a dope color to rock in the colder weather. Snow is white, and snow is cold, so why not throw on a cold, hard white pair of jeans in the winter son. Just make sure it’s not some baggy Girbauds like my man Master P because we are in the 20-12 and not 1993. Slim fit is what you want. Grown ass men wear pants that fit them properly. Your legs aren’t loosey goosey, they are strong and straight just like your pants should be. Let the honies see the silhouette of your frame and it will only enhance your pimp game. And make sure you pair the jeans with neutral colors my ninja, preferably gray or dark blue giving you that cool, calm, and crispy look this Fall and Winter. Don’t roll up to bruch in some white jeans and a pink shirt or you will look like Carlton at a polo match in July.
I’m not the only cat out in the streets that is rocking white after labor day son. Fashion forward cats have been jumping in the game on some Mr. Ice Cream Man swag for the past few seasons now. And the latest Fall issue of GQ Magazine has my man RGIII rocking some ILL white pants too.
The Levi’s 511 Skinny Sta-Prest Pants in Red are ILL
In case you haven’t been paying attention to what’s ILL on the streets or reading YoThatsILL.com dudes have been rocking red pants this summer. Why have dudes been rocking red pants? Because red pants are ILL B.!
We are taking the color from the top of our bodies and putting it on the bottom. That is where you want the ladies to focus their attention right? So let’s help all the educated, successful, beautiful women we are digging redirect their attention to where it needs to be! Ladies do first look at a man’s shoes after all.
Colored pants are a dope piece that adds a pop of color to your outfit in a different way. And women like men who are different my ninja! I can think of no better color to rock in the summertime than red. The summer is hot son! And red is hot son! On some Aaliyah hot like fire swag! Women like red. Red makes women think of strong men in fire trucks coming to rescue them. If you rock some ILL red pants you can be that strong man coming to rescue a beautiful lady.
The red pants I’m digging right now are the Levi’s 511 Skinny Sta-Prest pants. I was in Soho chilling with my man Jeff, who rolled into town on business from the 305, and we rolled up in the Levi’s store on Broadway and spotted them. The pants have a dope slim fit, AND they are manufactured with a process that maintains the pant crease so you will ALWAYS stay crispy in these son. And what’s also ILL about these pants is the price. $68 my G. That’s a dope price. Let’s not forget Levi Strauss & Co. is an O.G. in the clothing game. So you are getting the O.G. quality. My man was digging them hard and had to cop a pair
Dude is gonna have girls on South Beach asking him to put their fires out when he is wearing these pants. If you want to roll out on a Friday night looking hot like fire son than I reccomend copping a pair of these pants B. and be ready for a lot of 911 calls from women. Stay Crispy.
I had one word for homeboy. UNIQLO. UNIQLO denim is dope B. dope. Why is UNIQLO denim dope? Several reasons son. First off UNIQLO is straight out of Japan, and the Japanese know denim. Japanese cats treat denim making like it’s a dam religion. Brothas out there go hard in the mills. Sometimes I think they take their denim more seriously than their break dancing.
Second my G. is ALL the different cuts they offer. Skinny fit, slim fit, regular fit, relaxed, tapered, selvedge, black, grey, light blue. You name the cut, color, wash, and they got it. Straight YC Racks on Racks on Racks of denim!
All this dopeness probably has you thinking “how much is this going to cost a brotha?” And if you are thinking that my ninja I’m disappointed B because you should know by now that when it comes to looking fly without spending high I GOT YOU! The ILLEST part about UNIQLO denim is the PRICE! Most of their denim hovers around $39.99, BAAAM SON!!! 40 bones for ILL denim, wooooo! They even have ILL selvedge. I copped a dope pair of selvedge denim jeans at the UNIQLO on Broadway in Soho, Manhattan, NYC for $69.99. Whether you are riding the A, F, J, hipster L, or lame 6 train cop a couple pairs of UNIQLO denim and stay CRISPY son!