It’s hot in August son. Even hotter in the city. When it’s hot you want to stay fly, and keep cool. The beach is fly and the water is cool too. Is the light bulb going off in your head yet? Yeah me too my ninja. THE BEACH SON! The beach has ladies walking and laying around almost butt naked, the water is cool, and the sand, the sand is freaky. Freaky enough to roll around in, with a fine honie preferably.
And you will need some swim trunks for the beach B. because swim trunks are made for swimming. Know what I mean jelly bean. Land’s End Canvas has some ILL swim trunks at even ILLER prices. I personally coped a pair of these dope Lands’ End Canvas red board shorts on some retro 1982 swag for 50% off B! $23.99
And if you are feeling kind of bashful and aren’t man enough to show that much leg then Lands’ End Canvas has these ILL lime colored board shorts on sale for only $19.99. Bam son!
Now you are ready post up on the beach looking fly and staying cool. Peace to Red Alert and Kid Capri, Oooh La La, Ah Wee Wee, You say Muhammad Ali, I say Cassius Clay, you say butter I say Parkay!
The summer deals are here my ninja! AND we still have plenty of summer left. The retailers have summer weight to move! They need to clear their inventory because the fall season re-up is coming. Do you know what that means? That means we get to make moves on some Re-Up Gang swag and GET IT FOR CHEAP!
If you still need some ILL summer pieces and then I would make moves this weekend son. The packs are going to get hit hard this weekend, and you don’t want to have to make moves out of state to hit that weight on some outlet mall steez.
Son these dealers have some ILL sales right now, and you should go meet them
The Pusha T Drake Diss Record and Madras Sport Coat are ILL
Son I was peeping the visuals for Pusha T’s Exodus 23:1 record which is an alleged Drake diss record. This record is a mad ill, hard hip hop record with an equally ill video. What’s also ILL is the dope madras blazer dude at the beginning of the video (9 sec mark) is rocking, which looks just like the ill Ralph Lauren Rugby Patchwork Newbury Jacket in the pic above.
A madras jacket my dude is a stand out piece to your summer wardrobe, that definately takes some gulliness to rock. Cats are gonna notice you in this and EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is the ladies will notice you in this jacket. When you rock this jacket be bold my dude, and be confident. Step out with the “I don’t give a F*** swagger”, and you will be looking MAD CRISPY B.
For an equally dope and less expensive alternative Lands’ End Canvas has a madras blazer too. Pick one, throw it on for a summer day-time event and walk tough my ninja. Just make sure you’re not walking with cats looking like Pusha T’s entourage in this video. The only beef grown should men have is the sirloin at Ruth’s Chris