The Memorial Day Weekend Playlist is ILL
Three day weekend y’all! I don’t know about you but I’m ready to get it in this weekend! I’m cranking these dope records all day today.
Peep the Howard U. shirt on shorty in the beginning of the Zhane video. I got nothing but love for all the fine ladies studying at an HBCU! I won’t be in Miami this year partying with y’all. But if you are in NYC put the books down this weekend and come rock with your boy!
TweetThe Cole Haan LunarGrand Wingtips are ILL!
Son I was walking down 5th Ave by Rockefeller Center and I peeped these Cole Haan kicks in their window display, and I stopped dead in my tracks. Dam these shoes are crispy! Definite Mark McNairy swag. Everyone straight JOCKING Mark McNairy’s swag, but it doesn’t bother me because it’s only helping my pockets. As dope as Mark McNairy’s kicks are they are mad expensive B., and I might fly high, no lie, BALLIN! But I’m doing it on a budget.
You can’t book mad honies and blow all your racks on racks on racks on clothes. You need to save money for, among other necessities, drinks with the honies my ninja. Drinks with honies = smashing honies. No drinks with honies = smashing with your hand, and I need my hands to hold a drink so I can two step with a honie, YA DIG!
So if you are a hard working brotha on your grind trying to make moves in this world skip the Mark McNairy shoes and cop these Cole Haans. Throw on these Cole Haan LunarGrand Wingtips, grab a drink with a lady, and watch her panties drop. Panty Dropping SWAG! I’m high fiving you right now B.!
Ski Beatz is ILL
You know who Ski Beatz is? He is an ILL dude. I’m saying my ninja produced the Jay-Z records “Dead Presidents” and “Feelin It” on Jay’s first, best (Each album after got consistently poopier), and classic album Reasonable Doubt. I own the LP on CD format too because I’m ILL like that. That should be all I need to write for you to know how ILL Ski Beatz is.
C PLus? This cat is bad joe! Homeboy can SPIT! This is a MONSTER RECORD. I’m not sure how Yeezy feels about it, but this is G.O.O.D Music.
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DJ’s A-trak and Jasmine Solano rocking at Le Bain is ILL
You going to be in NYC today, May 23rd? If you are then you better check out this ILL party.
A-trak (Kanye West’s former tour DJ, Fool’s Gold Records Boss and 1/2 of Duck Sauce) is one of the dopest party DJ’s. Homeboy gets nothing but respect from me.
AND he is going to be rocking the party with one of New York’s Illest, the fine as hell Jasmine Solano, sup ma ;)
AND this is going to be at Le Bain on the top floor of The Standard Hotel in Chelsea.
Only New York’s Illest will be in the building my ninja! I’m talking Biggie Smalls “It’s Unbelievable” R. Kelly sample the ILLEST. “Models will be clucking, in the bathroom f***ing”
Bow Ties Are ILL
It’s almost here my dude. You ready for it? You probably are thinking “ready for what?” Ready for fine honies walking around in short skirts, thin dresses, showing lots of leg and booty. Yeaaahhh son! It’s leg and booty time, or what some refer to as summer time.
This spring the ladies have been on some hit the gym, step on the scale stare at the number, say they dropping 10 lbs preparing for summer, and they don’t do for the man, men never notice. They just do it for themselves, they’re the f****ing coldest. Now you if you want to scoop up one or two bad honies for the summer make sure you let them know that YOU NOTICE. And do you want to know how you let them know you notice? Yeah I know you do. I’ve got you son. First you let the fine ladies know you notice by telling them . When you see a bad honie cross your path let her know she is looking fine. Ladies love compliments B, and when you compliment them in a classy way you will do nothing but make their day. (Rhyme SWAG).
Secondly, which I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Details B. Details! Ladies love a brotha that pays attention to the details. A bow tie says nothing BUT details. A bow tie says not only do I pay attention to the details, but I got the cojones to stand out from all the lames in a classy way. A bow tie playa is an ILL summer accessory, and in case you’ve only now started paying attention to details my brotha they have been in style for the last couple of years, yet I find many brothas are too sissy to rock one.
My man Kenny isn’t too sissy rock a bow tie. Dude’s grown-man swag is crazy, and he’ll throw on a tie just because he can roll like that. And he wears REAL bow ties too because that’s what real men do. They don’t rock clip-on bow ties, that’s for little boys. I personally own several bow ties, peep the pic of a few of mine above, and when I rock a bow tie my ninja I get noticed. My tie lets everyone know that I care about the details and I’m not afraid to show it, yeeaaahhh.
Wondering when you should wear a bow tie? Son you wear a bowtie any occasion that allows for a tie, but in the warmer months I’m loving the bow tie look at weddings. Bow ties are summer time fly. My ninja J. is all about the summer time fly. Dude was wearing an ILL tuxedo at his wedding with an equally ILL bowtie. Homeboy was looking MAD CRISPY I had to snap a picture of him dancing with his moms. Congrats J. It’s your world B.!
So now that you know that REAL men wear bow ties you are trying to cop a few because you a real man right? My man Kenny digs J.Crew’s selection of bow ties. Personally I get most of mine from Ralph Lauren’s Rugby store. Both of these spots have an ill enough selection to keep you fly all summer. Fly enough to play the honies like B.o.B play the guitar, oh you fancy huh,
